The following was written prior to cocktail hour on the west coast....

1) She thought that MJ was the King of the GOP not the King of POP

2) Test results were about to be released to show that her grandchild TRIP is really the son of TRIP (Sr.)

3) She looked at the window of her house (towards Russia) and realized that she could see it because Global Warming had taken all the snow off the mountains

4) Looking at Russia she realized that she could move there and no one would know who she was

5) While reading all of the magazines and newspapers that she reads she realized there were some stories that made her look really stupid

6) She was told that she will get the job as Governor of South Carolina - it's warmer there

7) She just got a bill from Neiman Marcus saying she owes them $150K

8) She heard she could "double up" on history classes this summer at Wasilla High

9) Alaska is succeeding and Todd is going to be President of Independent Alaska, she will be First Lady of Alaska

10) She got a blank check from Rupert Murdoch to host her own show on Fox News - "Insight with Sarah Palin"

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