As was previously noted, Madonna recently turned 51. I think it’s time for her to ditch her manpanion and pair up with someone she can grow really old with. But who’s man enough to date Madonna? She’s rich, she’s powerful, she’s beautiful, she’s funny, she’s smart. I thought she’d finally found love with Guy Ritchie, but even he didn’t manage to love the girl till death them do part. I have a feeling that what Madonna really, really wants in life is a partner. It always amazed me that in a world where even Steven Hawking can cheat on his wife (!!!!), Madonna can’t find a lasting partnership. I don’t want her to end up with some withered rich dude, she doesn’t need the money anyway. A boy toy isn’t really good enough for her either. So far, the only person I’ve come up with who I think could make a good match would be Benecio Del Toro. I think he’s sort of her type, and I don’t think he’d be intimidated by her. But c’mon, play matchmaker with me. Who do you think should be Madonna’s next BF?

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